Way back when, Cradle Of Filth released a shirt that was very clear on what part of the female anatomy it felt Jesus is. Jesus actually showed up at Bloodstock 2013 to look down disdainfully upon a man wearing said shirt, and now he's back once again to confront the band directly about their actions. The crowd around Jesus looks like they're a mixture of confused and gleefully curious about the interaction, and as they should be! There's about to be a showdown between Cradle Of Filth and Jesus!
Oh wait, nevermind. Apparentl Jesus just wanted Dani Filth to sign something for him. I guess they're cool now?
Even Jesus wants to get in on that @CradleofFilth Dani signing ? #mcmldn17 pic.twitter.com/Zyyo0BBAbJ
- NUCLEAR BLAST (@nuclearblasteu) October 27, 2017